2. Fierce: savage; wild; indicating cruelty; ravenous; rapacious; as, ferocious look or features.
On so many levels this word grates on my nerves. From Christian Siriano the odd little elf man who won Project Runway and took the word to nerve rattling level. To Tyra Banks who displays her lack of command of adjectives and of the English language all together by using the word in every sentence.
3. Misspoke: –verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -spoke, -spok·en, -speak·ing.
1. to speak, utter, or pronounce incorrectly.
2. to speak inaccurately, inappropriately, or too hastily.
Oh this one has been abused like no other word since Hillary Clinton decided to run for G-d, I mean President of the United States. The worst part is that when used it is usually a PC term for “having said something really really inappropriate.”
4. Schadenfreude: definition; A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.
All I can say about this word is that it has been used in every article I have read in The New Yorker, Vanity Fair and well, every other magazine I have picked up (and I have a minor magazine obsession).
FYI: I went to dictionary.com and guess what? It is today’s word of the day. How appropriate.
5. Dawg: I am not going to go to the trouble of giving a definition here. Anyone who has seen even one episode of American Idol has heard this word overused and abused by Randy Jackson, though he is among many offenders in the pseudo hip hop world.
6. Super-delegate: A party leader or elected official chosen as an uncommitted delegate to a national political convention. (Origin 1984).
So apparently prior to 1984 these people were just plain old folks, and then perhaps due to some genetic X-men type metamorphosis they became super. Though I am not sure if capes are required attire, but if I was a super delegate I would definitely wear one. I mean there should be perks right?
7. Baby Daddy/Mamma: Are we so lazy that we cant say the entire phrase? The definition as I understand it applies to an unmarried couple expecting a child. Personally I think it is offensive and is a rude way to refer to a person.
8. _______ilicious: i.e. Fergalicious, Bootilicious and so on. Please put this one away, for all that is good and holy, let it die soon.
9. Cougar: Significant age disparity in sexual relationships has been and remains a feature of couples in many cultures and societies. The most common pattern in heterosexual couples is an older man with a younger woman.
This one infuriates me . It makes women seem predatory and desperate. However the women being called this have yet to complain to my knowledge. I know I would be less than thrilled to be labeled in such a way. Unless of course I was on a reality show vying for some young hotties attention. (Yeah right).
10. Bromance: A close and affectionate platonic friendship between two men. I.e. Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
I think that this is one word that should never be uttered out loud.
11. Metrosexual: I.e. Ryan Seacrest. This one is just a personal pet peeve.
New Entries: As of July 5 2008
12. Man-date: Similar to bromance but spending time together a lot.
13. Bump: This refers to pregnant womens expanding womb, therefore bump diminishes the importance.
14. Werd/Word: It’s got to go, if you are over 30, you cant respond with werd, werd?
15. Brangelina, Johniston, Beniffer, or any other comboname. This is a serious pet peeve.
So now I invite you to add to this list, for this is by no means exhaustive. I am sure you can think of a few that are worthy of a place on this list. Share them, exorcise them from your vocabulary or just commiserate.
Contributed by readers:
1. Pop.” it is used to describe everything from curtains to eye makeup. Thank you Meander for adding this highly overused term by both magazines and tv shows when doing the make-over. As in “the fake lashes make the models eyes really Pop! I must assume there is an exclamation point after thats said.
2. Pwn: am tired of people using “pwn”. It was a slandering of the word “own” in gaming by someone with a lazy pinky-finger. But really it just makes me want to punch my computer.
3. Peace out:
A co-worker constantly hits me with “peace out” as he leaves. I know most would quickly make the assumption of laid back hippie hood but no. This white boy is the product of an elite, upper class family and is firmly entrenched in the corporate world.
Him: “Peace Out, Megellen!”
Me: Bonne Soir, middle aged faux hippie.
Him: Easy on the karma there, M.
Me: Go hug an organic veggie while sucking down your Evian, rich boy.
ps. I have been known to sign off IM with this. Will have to rethink that. Veronica















